How about watching Paris sucking cock on vid?

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the … oh that is so old. Anyway, here’s the lovely, and sometimes vulgar racist, Paris Hilton full blown nip slip while she is surfing. Not sure how well she can board but there’s a good chance that the sharks won’t eat her with that big nipple hanging out.

Wouldn’t it be funny if Paris Hilton changed her evil ways and one day decided to fun for polictical office? I might just vote for her since I don’t think she’s crooked like most of the bastards there now. Yea, she’s a little loose apparently and her private parts are so public that they might as well change their names to public parts. Man, I’m just busting out in stupid today… or “having a tara” as I like to call it.

Okay I’ll shut up, go watch some celebrity porn video you damn dirty apes.

Paris sucks a guys nuts while juggling stray cats

It seems as if you cannot throw a rock in Paris Hilton’s closet without hitting a dress that won’t show her pokies. Nip Slips with Paris, while consistant, do help makle the day go by faster.

Oh and Paris Hilton doesn’t really suck dicks while juggling cats, that I can prove… yet.